Quotes
I got sidetracked. This page wasn't supposed to be here, but there were just too many things that I kept coming across that were just incredibly witty - like that woman who, when asked what here three favorite things in life were said, "A martini before and a cigarette after," and the commentator who likened politicians to diapers as they both frequently needed to be changed and for the same reasons (they're full of ****). Who wouldn't get sidetracked with words like that?
Wit
I asked my friend, "What are your three favorite pleasures in life?" and she replied, "A martini before and a cigarette after." Drinking, Smoking and Screwing: Great Writers on Good Times ed. Sara Nickles "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it." Winston Churchill and Lady Astor